When "The Avengers" is already taken.
Youre a %!ing god of Thunder affixed with a painful power-dampener and forced to fight alien creatures in consecutive gladiatorial contests.
Are you going to hang around and wait to be rescued? Hell, no! Why? Because -- as previously stated -- youre the %anding god of thunder (!!) and your best frenemy is the g-darn INCREDIBLE HULK.
All you need is one more person -- perhaps an ex-Valkyrie -- to join your little super-team. Whats it called, this hastily assembled handful of currently displaced Avengers?
According to Thor -- who really didnt consider any feedback -- theyre called "THE REVENGERS."
Because its like "THE AVENGERS," but not.
Made from 100% pre-shrunk cotton, this Revengers t-shirt for men features the "official" Revengers logo layered in lightning and capping the hastily decided Revengers mission statement:
"Because thats what heroes do."
Unfortunately, The Revengers had a one-picture deal, so this could be the only Revengers t-shirt offered until the second Ragnarok.
