Made from 100% cotton, our Incredible Hulk Transformation Mens T-Shirt depicts a metamorphosis so horrifying, it induces post-traumatic stress disorder in those unlucky enough to bear witness!
Yes, this soft, black t-shirt features a classic, purposely distressed image of Dr. Bruce Banner transforming into the unstoppable, unfettered, atomically charged expression of raw id, the incredible Hulk!
If you listen closely you can hear the unnatural sounds of flesh tearing, morphing, and reknitting. You can hear Bruces tortured, muffled howls as bones break, organs stretch, musculature magnifies, and commonly understood physics bend.
Do not celebrate this Hulk, this erroneous, unspeakable horror devised by mans questing into realms of universal super-structure he was never built to understand.
We beseech you to accept Banners fate as a warning to all men of science who meddle in the affairs of realitys volatile touchstones: there are things beyond the parameters of human understanding, and when prodded or poked, these things will violently return us to our protective, provided parameters.
