He taught you how to ride a bike, and how to properly drop-kick the Red Skull.
Yes, most dads impart more practical skills to their wide-eyed descendants, like fishing, biking, building a bird house, and grilling the perfect brisket.
However, your father -- having received super-powers from the now defunct PROJECT: REBIRTH -- taught you more interesting skills, like bouncing a perfectly balanced (and completely invincible) shield off seventeen tanks before eventually beheading several HYDRA shock troopers.
Yep.
Made from 50% cotton and 50% polyester, our Captain America Legendary Dad Mens T-Shirt celebrates your artificially altered old man set against Old Glory.
Featuring a classic Cap image rendered in a scratchy, distressed print, this Captain America t-shirt for men also features the following boldly rendered words:
"LEGENDARY DAD."
Because your dad just knocked out the Red Skull and shattered the Cosmic Cube. Tommys dad? He...uh....patted Tommy on the head for refilling his beer. BOOOORING!
